But it is not. The point is, most of us struggle throughout our lives by giving too many fucks in situations where fucks do not deserve to be given. Tell me if this sounds familiar to you: We give a fuck about the rude gas station attendant who gave us too many nickels. Ever watch a kid cry his eyes out because his hat is the wrong shade of blue? Smile more, love more, hate less, don't give up, it's gonna be okay, it's all in your head. Strewn about like seeds in mother-fucking spring time. Failure would be less terrifying. Anything with curse words on the cover picks my interest:
Like a fine wine, our fucks must age into a fine vintage, only uncorked and given on the most special fucking occasions. The point is, most of us struggle throughout our lives by giving too many fucks in situations where fucks do not deserve to be given. I mean, if we could only give a few less fucks, or a few more consciously-directed fucks, then life would feel pretty fucking easy. We give a fuck about the rude gas station attendant who gave us too many nickels. Give a fuck about a new TV. You are constantly bombarded with messages to give a fuck about everything, all the time. Indeed, the ability to reserve our fucks for only the most fuckworthy of situations would surely make life a hell of a lot easier. Strewn about like seeds in mother-fucking spring time. We must craft and hone our lack of fuckery over the course of years and decades. And those fucks I have not given have made all the difference. But it is not. Man, that guy does not give a fuck. Our culture today is obsessively focused on unrealistically positive expectations: The desire for more positive experience is itself a negative experience. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. Unpleasant necessities more pleasant and the unsavory shit sandwiches a little bit more savory. Everyone and their TV commercial wants you to believe that the key to a good life is a nicer job, or a more rugged car, or a prettier girlfriend, or a hot tub with an inflatable pool for the kids. Tell me if this sounds familiar to you: Be smarter, faster, richer, sexier, more popular, more productive, more envied, and more admired. Self-improvement and success often occur together. Be perfect and amazing and crap out twelve-karat-gold nuggets before breakfast each morning while kissing your selfie-ready spouse and two and a half kids goodbye. This may sound easy. Give a fuck about having the right kind of selfie stick. Failure would be less terrifying. This is the problem, my friend.
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